d. SUPPORT LOCAL HOSCHTON BUSINESSES
Pettis’ Art-n-Antiques, ever wonder what happened to those hideous ‘works of art’ that were left over and didn’t sell during ArtTrax? Stop by and make them an offer they can’t refuse - you can own some Official Hoschton ArtTrax 2009 Stuff.
Scarecrow Disposal Services, do you still have scarecrow remains from ’Hoschton’s Quest for the World Record’ lying around gathering dust/lint/mold? Give Miss T. (I’d rather kiss a goat) a call and she will eliminate your problem quickly and safely (no scarecrows will be harmed during our environmentally friendly Scarecrow Disposal Services’ patented disposal process).
Barry Saul’s Dumpster Diving Safaris, now booking weekend trips to a dumpster near you.
Shelby Sue’s Academy of Mud-Wrasslin’, located behind Shelby Sue’s ‘Curl Up and Dye’ Beauty Salon in the Historic Garage District.
BBQ Rat on a Stick, Gourmet Rodents, try all the culinary delicacies from Alabama and the Orient.
Tammie Lou’s ‘Porn on the Cobb’ - Garage-themed dining featuring unique corn dishes served in hubcaps and ice cold beer in oil filter mugs. Condiments are dispensed from unique ceiling mounted ‘grease-guns’. Be sure and check out ‘Tammie Lou’s All Nude Greasepit Review’ – Adult entertainment in the Historic Garage District.
‘Well Hungarians’ - Gourmet goulash and other ethnic foods located in the Towne Centre Food Court..
The Hoschton Auto Journal
6:08 p.m. Friday, October 16, 2009
A scarecrow museum could be in the works for Beautiful Downtown Hoschton. Central Hoschton Progress leaders said Friday local businessman Barry Saul hopes to construct a facility dedicated to scarecrows on Highway 53 near the Historic Hoschton Garage and Wrecker Service.
If the facility is constructed, it will help boost the city’s efforts to become a tourist destination, and will hinge on the opening of a Bed-n-Breakfast as its centerpiece. The site is already home to the Historic Hoschton Garage, and is the future home of the Historic Darby-Cronic Mercantile Barber Shoppe Building, the Hoschton World of Sludge, the National Museum of Auto Repair, HARNN (Hoschton Auto-Repair News Network), and the Greasepit Museum of Hoschton.
Other attractions in the works for the area include a national auto parts museum, the Auto-Lube ‘Ten Minute Quick Oil Change’ Hall of Fame, and the National Center for Mufflers, Shocks, and Brake Shoes.
Shelby Sue, a spokeswoman for the Hoschton Convention and Visitors Bureau, said North Georgia’s Historic Garage-Centered Community is very fortunate to have so many attractions on the drawing board. Most cities are lucky to get just one new attraction, much less two or three.
“Something like this is another coup for us to put in our bag of tricks to attract more people to Hoschton,” she said.
